just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Even my vagina gasped.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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