shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
my poor anus
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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