He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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