Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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