you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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