How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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