hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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