He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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