is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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