I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
