we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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