Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
