3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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