So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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