Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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