you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I got inside last night via doggy door
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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