Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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