I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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