you traded sex for a burrito?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
