oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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