Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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