let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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