...so i touched it.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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