I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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