How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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