I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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