Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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