Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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