Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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