u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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