lets start a swedish sibling band together
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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