dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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