Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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