is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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