if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
