i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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