I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
be right there i have to get my cape
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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