K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I want to make a zoo with you.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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