So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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