I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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