all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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