i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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