It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I will be naked everywhere
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
