Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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