At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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