she was so not down for the gang bang
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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