I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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