Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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