The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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