I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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